Heather Mills Has Crooked Boobs

Heather Mills walked the red carpet at the 2008 Miss USA Pageant — the crowd booed her. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough — her boobs were crooked!

The former model’s overzealous attempt to lift and separate turned heads for all the wrong reasons over the weekend.

But the night went from bad to worse for the 39-year-old, was later booed and jeered as she was introduced on the judging panel.

Heather has previously claimed that public opinion of her in the US was “99 per cent positive,” and was left visibly upset when part of the audience at the Planet Hollywood hotel began to heckle as she took to the stage with hosts Donny and Marie Osmond.

The bad news for us? It looks like the rumors are true and Heather plans to move to the United States.

“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States.”

Her appearance at the beauty pageant came just days after she launched an astonishing tirade against Sir Paul McCartney and “his three girlfriends” on GMTV, saying: “I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me.”

I fear for this woman’s life.

source: Heather Mills’ wonky cleavage scores low marks as she’s booed at Miss USA pageant [daily mail]

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