Jenna Jameson Gets Her Crotch Stolen

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, April 21, 2008

A man broke into a sex shop called Erogenous Zone in Fullerton, California in an attempt to get his hands on a little cash from the register, but ended up leaving the store with one of Jenna Jameson’s vibrating crotches.

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I can’t make this stuff up.

In the early morning hours of April 15th a suspect broke into Fullerton’s Erogenous Zone, and helped himself not to the till, but to a rubber replica of porn actress Jenna Jameson’s own erogenous zones worth $250. (Unlike Ms. Jameson, however, the item is described as “Open-ended for easy cleaning.” Whatta woman!)

Determined to get his piece of Jenna, video surveillance from the retailer shows the man repeatedly tossing a rock at the glass door, then finally finding success shattering the display window with his adapted weapon and heading inside.

According to the OC Register, the thief encountered a similar frustration when he’s faced with an unyielding till: “Video shows him try to break into the store’s cash register, but it wouldn’t open for him” but, perhaps remembering that if you take things just a little to the left or right you can hit the jackpot, “he looks around, and makes his selection – a Jenna Jameson body double made of Ultra Realistic skin – and walks out of the store.” SCORE!

Fullerton Police are interested in anyone with information regarding the burglar–besides the fact that he is probably broke and horny. LAist would like to remind the police, however, that it’s always a good idea to wear gloves when retrieving stolen property.

What others said:

Dlisted says, “$250 for Jenna’s fake p#ssy?! If you wait a few years, you can get the real thing for like $100 on Sunset Blvd.”

I’m telling you, it’s just too early in the morning for this stuff. Check out the sources title below. “Robber Snatches Rubber Snatch” - full of serious LOL’s.

source: Robber Snatches Rubber Snatch [laist]

Jenna Jameson Gets Her Crotch Stolen

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