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Natalie Portman’s New Boyfriend Might Be Gay – Bastardly

Perez Hilton is Such a Damn Tool – Celebrity Smack

Tori Amos is Comic Worthy – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan to Star as Sex Addict – Bumpshack

Jessica Simpson is Still Pimping Hair – Popsugar

Is Beyonce Pregnant? – I’m Not Obsessed

Audrina Partridge Watch Her Get Fake Tattoo – Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Bell – Hot and Leggy – Egotastic

Britney Spears World Comeback Tour – Celeb Warship

Toni Braxton Hospitalized – Dlisted

When Did Angelina Jolie Get So Big – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Fergie’s Stumpy Legs Do Glamour Magazine – Pop On The Pop

Gawker Stalker – Now with Pictures – Gawker

Drew Barrymore Must Be High – City Rag

Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling? – Flisted

Hilary Duff Put a Scorpion Down Her Pants – Anything Hollywood

Looks Exactly Like Heidi and Spencer’s Fake Beach Shoot – Celebslam

Rihanna Has Bad Personal Hygiene – Allie is Wired