Moby Wants to Marry Britney Spears’ Big Bald Ass

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, April 9, 2008

This is a fantastic idea! I love that Moby is turned on by head shaving. Moby could be what saves Britney Spears from drowning herself in the bathtub.

“She’s like this (U.S. playwright) Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.

I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

That should be printed on a Hallmark card. They could build their own colony of crazy together. Of course it would be a green colony that ran on hair clippings and used synthesizers, but at least the crazy factor would be endearing. Perhaps as a wedding gift Moby could knit her a pair of hemp panties.

Source: Moby Falls for Spears’ Weirdness [Contact Music]