Richard Quest in Rehab

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Friday, April 25, 2008

After cops found Richard Quest wandering around with meth, sex toys and a rope tied from his neck to his balls, a stint in rehab is like a trip to Wal-Mart for some tube socks to wean himself from ropes. But, Quest is going into rehab in effort to kick the crazy anyway.

CNN is one smart network and is currently mum on any official word of return. Instead they issued this statement that suggests his kinky ass is still welcome:

“At this time, CNN’s primary concern is for his health and wellbeing. We look forward to Richard returning to CNN International.”

In a bargain deal to kick himself out of the clink, he agreed to drug counseling for a period of 6 months. The openly gay and British CNN reporter is a favorite target of Jon Stewart and is even used as a target to torture Stewart’s sidekick.

Yup, that should do it. I am sure 6 months of discussing feelings and detox will kick his meth habit and genital hogtying. He and Pat O’Brien should hook up for some weird circus side show sex.

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