Scarlett Johansson is STD Free

Or so she claims. Eh, I am just being obnoxious. I think Scarlett and her plethora of boobies are pretty kosher despite her oratorical display of stupidity. However, Johansson seems to think that Hollywood has given her the label of slut.

“I have platinum blonde hair, and I’m extremely curvy: I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres. Of course I expect people will have certain ideas but it’s weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning. People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.”

Damn! Did she just knock on Pamela Anderson? Now I love this girl! I am guessing she just pulled out the first dirty disease she could think of really. I think she can relax because next to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and now Miley Cyrusâ€¦.she is like Mary Poppins with a killer rack.

Source: JOHANSSON: ‘I’M NO HARLOT’ [Contact Music]

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