10 Best Celebrity Quotes of the Week
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James Joyner @ Gone Hollywood | Friday, May 30, 2008 |
People are apparently buzzing about the celebrity quotes of the week, so who am I to argue?
“The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded!” – Pete Wentz, on new wife Ashlee’s decision to change her last name to his, to PEOPLE
“Pole dancing really isn’t as easy as it looks.” - Carmen Electra, who is releasing her own line of stripper poles, to PEOPLE
“I think he’s 1 percent water and 99 percent talent.” - Mike Myers, describing his The Love Guru costar Justin Timberlake, to PEOPLE
“It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.” – American Idol David Cook, on being a “cougar” magnet, to Today’s Meredith Vieira
“I don’t really like to respond to things I read about myself in the press but, for the record, I was not thrown off anybody’s yacht in Cannes.” – Singer Lily Allen, dismissing rumors of rowdy behavior via her MySpace page
“Can we get the ranch?” – Ellen DeGeneres, asking newlywed Jenna (Bush) Hager if she could have the same no-fly zone wedding location
“I’m about two months pregnant right now and we’re getting married on August 8th of 2008.” – Reality star Kim Kardashian, fooling with reporters (and her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush), at the Hampton Bays nightclub Whitehouse
“I would start by eating an entire box of Fruity Pebbles out of it. Then I’d take an afternoon sponge bath in it. Then I’d retro fit it with handles and make it into a Stanley Cup handbag.” – Detroit Red Wings’ hockey fan Kristen Bell, on what she’d do with the Stanley Cup championship trophy if she had possession of it for a day, to NHL.com
“A little whipping every now and then, Harrison?” – Regis Philbin, asking Harrison Ford if he ever took home the Indiana Jones whip, on Live with Regis and Kelly
“That’s cheap. Everyone’s kissed George Clooney.” – Madonna, after auctioning off her Chanel purse for more than $471,000 – that’s $171,000 more than a kiss from Clooney fetched – at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes
Source: “10 Best Celeb Quotes this Week” [People]
- Clooney: I Did Not Blog That
- Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy
- Harrison Ford Turned Down STAR WARS Spin-Off
- And In Other News About World Peace Efforts, Pete Wentz Thinks Light Bulbs Will Save Burma
- George Cooney’s Waitress, Now Fielding Record Deals
- The World According to Rosie O’Donnell
- George Clooney Gives To Striking Writers
- Pete & Ashlee Simpson - Wentz Have Baby Boy
- Angelina Jolie Not A Big Fan Of George Clooney
- Joe Simpson Will Fight You
- Ivana Trump Splits From Fourth Husband
- Britney Spears In Awe Of Simon Cowell?
- Simon Cowell’s Bentley Bugged with Tracking Device
- Tina Fey Plays Sexy in Vanity Fair
- Brandon Davis Crashes into Pink’s Car
- Geri Halliwell’s Slight Wardrobe Malfunction
- Patrick Swayze Takes Turn For The Worse
- Rosie O’Donnell Variety Show Fails
- Diddy Spends $750,000 To Be James Bond
- Winona Ryder: ‘I Didn’t Steal It This Time’
- Bored-Senseless linked with Today’s BS
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