Kim Kardashian Leaked Calendar Photos and Cellulite Video

You think there would be nothing left by hair and giant hoop earrings and fake eyelashes.

Kim Kardashian admitted to getting her cellulite laser-ed off. She highly recommends eating as much chowder and cotton candy as you want and having your cheeks zapped clean of the telling signs of bad diet.

Her calendar photos have also hit the net. (Yes, I too am stunned with amazement as to their leak.) Kim Kardashianâ€™s role playing photos were fashioned into a calendar for boyfriend Reggie Bush as a gift and then turned into a profit thanks to her creepy mommy dearest. Her mother, who apparently is the female equivalent to Joe Simpson, found the calendar and put it on the market.

I am guessing her mom got a flaming bag of dog crap for Motherâ€™s Day.

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