Man Admits to Having Sex with 1,000 Cars

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his “romantic” feelings towards vehicles.

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Say what?

Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” â€“ a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways.

“I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love,” he said.

“Maybe I’m a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it’s just wonderful.

“I’m a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what’s in my heart and I have no desire to change.”

He added: “I’m not sick and I don’t want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference.”

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles â€“ a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 â€œcar loversâ€ brought together by internet forums.

This story is seriously disturbing… can you imagine the mentality? How many of you out there, are one of those 500 and willing to admit it? Send pictures to “newandyke@gmail.com”, heh.

source: Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars [telegraph]

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