Paris Hilton Baby Deadline, Apocalypse Set for 2009

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Sweet mother of all that is good in this world….Paris Hilton wants offspring.

“She tells Britain’s Heat magazine, “I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I’m so busy, but next year.”

The idea of Paris having a baby brings about fears of the end of time. I can just see her eating the head of Benji Madden after receiving his seed. He has been dodging the crabs off of her noonie for over 3 months now. I guess she has to keep up with Nicole Richie.

Source: Paris Hilton Sets Baby Deadline [Starpulse]