Diddy’s Maybach Destroyed by Drunk Driver
A guy got passed-out wasted and plowed into a fleet of super-pricey whips in NYC the other night. Too bad for him, that $400,000 Maybach he hit belonged to Diddy!

TMZ reports,
Cops stated they popped jackass Charles Lorenzo for DUI last Friday after he slammed into several cars — including Diddy’s sweet ride — in front of Manhattan hotspot 1Oak.
Get this — cops say Lorenzo was so drunk when they showed up, he was ass up, passed out face down on the ground
Could you imagine the embarrassment? Seriously everyone, don’t drink and drive!
What others said:
- Celebslam says, “I hope the guy has insurance, a new Maybach runs $426,000 — a bit more if you go for the nuclear engine instead of the V-12.”
In unrelated news, some blow-hole reported that Diddy changed his name again, for the record — he hasn’t.
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