Kate Beckinsale Replaces Food with Sex

Now this is a diet I could live by. Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to be in the kitchen. She is admittedly a terrible cook. In replacement of a good home cooked meal, she is willing to get her knees dirty.

â€œIâ€™m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you canâ€™t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. Iâ€™d rather he didnâ€™t order in the sex.â€

Beckinsale also insist she is not slutty.

“I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Ummmmâ€¦that is nice. I am not a guy, but the idea of a woman naming her vag â€œPharaohâ€™s Tombâ€ is less than appealing.

Source: â€œIâ€™m too good at sexâ€ [The Sun]

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