Kurt Cobain’s Ashes Stolen
Who the funk steals someone’s ashes? (Other than really stupid necrophiliacs.)
The ashes of Kurt Cobain have come up missing. Courtney Love was in charge of Cobain’s remains. That was probably the first issue of bad judgment. She used to tote them around inside a pink teddy bear bag with a lock of his hair like some sort of portable crazy shrine to her former hubby. Now, she is shocked that his remains are missing.
“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”
Crazy bitch probably snorted them after accidentally leaving them in her pantry next to a jar of peanut butter.
What Others Said:
- The Superficial- “Okay, I don’t know what’s worse: That someone actually stole Kurt Cobain’s ashes or that they were stored in a pink teddy bear bag. Wasn’t a hollowed out Rainbow Brite laying around?â€
- Bitten and Bound- “Sounds like Love needs some security around the homestead, or needs to replace her current keepers.â€
Source: Cobain Ashes Stolen [MTV UK]
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