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Nick Bollea Hogan Bitches His Way Out of Solitary

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The Hulk’s son has finally been moved from solitary confinement after being a little bitch and whining until he got his way. Big surprise. His legal team has been fighting to get Nick Hogan out of the lonely cell for weeks now. In the latest effort, the judge put the kibosh on moving Hogan Jr. So they threatened a lawsuit. The Pinellas County Sherriff’s Office claimed it had nothing to do with the lawyers knocking on their door.

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“[This is a] result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification,”

He wanted out of solitary and put on house arrest. He felt that it was unfair that he was sitting alone in his cell while his “best friend” is practically a vegetable because Nick is douche bag and makes Kevin Federline look like Mother Theresa. What is unfair is that while Nick’s Candy Ass sits around sucking his thumb and running around with a mouth full of those ridiculous cubic zirconium “grillz” John struggles to live. (P.S. Nick- look in the mirror….you are white.)

I say he should enjoy solitary before his demands include one of those rubber rings to sit on and a tube of Preparation H.

What Others Said:

  • Dlisted- “Nick will have a ball….or two…..or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.”
  • The Superficial- “So, in legal terms, Nick’s lawyers claimed he’s suffering from “unbearable anxiety” to which the judge responded, “How bout he grow a pair?”

Source: Nick Bollea Transferred Out of Solitary Confinement [People]

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First of all he only got eight months. Then we listen to his father say the veteran did bad things and deserved what happened to him. If a network does a show for Nick–I’m starting a nationwide boycott against the channel!

Posted by Caviar | June 7, 2008 | 11:03 am | Permalink
 

Agreed! Dude, deserves to have his starfish stabbed.

Posted by Cara Harrington | June 7, 2008 | 01:41 pm | Permalink
 

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