Thong Robbers

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, June 4, 2008

WTF? What kind of dumb ass robber uses a thong to rob a store? Apparently a bunch of, what I am assuming are mildly mentally handicapped, assailants wearing thongs on their heads knocked over a Colorado convenience store.

A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.

One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man’s nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.

Was K-Mart out of ski masks? I mean they are in Colorado, land of skiing right?

Source: Beware the Whale Tale Gang [MSNBC]