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Eva Longoria Bikini Photos

What exactly is Eva doing in this photo, hosing “it” off?

Eva Longoria is currently vacationing in Portofino, Italy. Hence why we have these lovely photos of her in a bikini.

Personally, I don’t find this woman even remotely attractive, but I’m sure somebody does — besides Tony Parker.

What others said:

  • Hollywood Tuna says, “I can’t stand Eva Longoria. Everything from her face to her personality to her non-toned skinny ass just makes my penis turn back into his shell.”
  • Egotastic says, “Now, there have been some rumours that Eva Longoria might be pregnant, and you may believe those rumours if you take these pictures at face value, what with her sporting a larger tummy than usual. But keep in ming that Eva Longoria is so tiny, she would look pregnant after eating a sandwich.”

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