Hot Naked Women + Peeping Toms + Open Windows = Not Police Problem

Naked Neighbors Call Cops, Told to Shut Blinds

If you’re naked and your neighbor is looking at you through your open window, you shouldn’t call the Seattle police to bitch about it.

A Seattle man accused of peering at his young female neighbors with binoculars couldn’t help it because the women’s blinds were up, his wife says.

Police reported the man acknowledged watching the neighbor women through their uncovered windows, but the man’s wife defended him, saying the women left their blinds up and were “putting on a show” by walking around naked, the Seattle Times reported Wednesday.

Officers didn’t cite the man and told the neighbor women, whose ages were not provided, to get their blinds fixed, the newspaper said. The report noted that the women said the blinds were broken but that they would ask their landlord to make repairs.

Sounds like a plan. The good news is that the women were apparently worth looking at naked. If these were some ugly bitches, he could probably sue.

The photo is not, unless it’s a really uncanny coincidence, of the actual neighbors who called the cops.Â She’s just some hottie named Pamela Spice (I’m guessing: not her real name) that I found when I did a Google image search.Â But, hey, people need pictures to help visualize these things.

Source: “Peeping tom victims told to fix blinds” [UPI]

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