Adrianne Curry: Why Men Shouldn’t Shake After Peeing
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Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, September 23, 2008 |
Adrianne Curry has just posted another random blog on her MySpace page, discussing her annoyance and disgust with men who shake it after peeing.
Why Guys Should NOT Shake After Pissing
Current mood: image relievedDo you boys really think that shaking your dick after pissing somehow DRIES the pee off of it? Really?? Who started teaching this primative and disgusting method? I have already told my husband, if we have a son, I am teaching him to wipe the tip. His wife will oneday drop to her knees in thanks. The funniest thing about it is, men wonder why girls don’t want to give them head! Well, let me tell you why, it’s because your dick is nasty. It is because you don’t seem to notice the PISS STAINS on your own underwear when you pull em up over your dribbling wee wee!
The worst part about it is, the fact that while it dribbles, it drips all over toilet seats, floors, etc! Do you guys understand what it feels like to SIT in someone elses piss? How about stepping in it? No? Well, us women do. We experience it in the middle of the night, in the wee hours of the morning, etc! What makes it worse is when the guy is naked, and he has no underwear to absorb the piss leaking out of his wee wee. Then it gets EVERYWHERE!
I love my blog. It is a place that I can get things off my chest so I can feel better in my everyday life. THIS particular subject has been deeply bothering me for quite some time.I finally feel free!
Ladies, would you not agree with me? How many of you suffer this with your boyfriends or husband?
Gentlemen, what is so hard about ripping off ONE square to wipe the pee off your wee wee, instead of unsuccessfully trying to fling it all over? Isn’t it disrespectful to expect a woman to do anything with a wee wee that has dried pee all over it??
PS- for any dude that wants to say “your husband is old, blah blah blah” my ex of 5 years (dated from 15 till i was almost 21) was young and healthy, and he fuckin dripped too! My brothers, Dad, etc…all dripped! You are in DENIAL! I will admit, most of the offenses that happen in our house are from Chritopher’s FRIENDS! Clenaing the guest bathroom makes me wanna vomit.
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She actually makes a good point for once.
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Of course we drip,and like as if you clean your own toilet?
Your mexican illegal maid does it every thursday,so what the fuck do you care?