Amy Winehouse Is Wanted
The Church of Scientology wants Amy Winehouse because they believe they can help her get on the “straight and narrow”.
According to the Mirror, the troubled singer has told friend she recieved “welcoming phone call from the religious sect’s celebrity centre” in Los Angeles.
Apparently the Scientologists recommended their Narconon drugs program, which they claim has helped hundreds of addicts kick their habits.
Treatment is in three stages. First, the addict is given vitamin cocktails. Second is a series of saunas and a “detox diet”. Finally, they have to work their way through a series of Scientology self-help books.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I really don’t see Winehouse doing any of that.
source: Scientologists call Amy Winehouse to offer their help [mirror]
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Yup, hot fresh poop.
Run, Amy, Run!
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Boy, she so redefines “HOT”….ewe.