NYC Food, Duuude – City Rag

What Is Miranda Kerr Wearing On Her Head? – The Bastardly

She Kissed the Floor and We Liked it – Celebrity Smack

Mischa Barton is Stoned Again – Ninja Dude

Dolly Parton Still Has Really Big Boobs – Popbytes

An Inside Look Into Britney Spears Dance Rehearsal – Pink is the New Blog

‘Family Guy’ Compares McCain-Palin to Nazis – Bumpshack

Jessica Simpson Launches New Fragrance At Dillard’s (heh) – Bricks and Stones

Chuck Bass is the Womanizer – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Selena Gomez is Turning Us to Pervs – Fatback Media

Maria Menounos’ Pearl Necklace is Distracting – Flisted

CoCo Austin Wearing Clothes – Drunken Stepfather

Barack Obama President Of Newspaper Endorsements – Gawker

Say Hello To The Dumbest Batch Of ‘Wheel’ Contestants In History – Defamer