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Paris Hilton Causes HUGE Voter Turnout

With record turnout expected in today’s presidential election, Paris Hilton is ready to accept a big thank-you from the winner.

Speaking at the press day for her new organ-harvesting musical horror flick Repo! The Genetic Opera, Hilton told E! News that her Paris for President videos totally helped herd young folks in the booths.

“It’s exciting to be involved in the biggest election in history,” she said. “It encourages a lot of young voters to speak their voice and to vote.”

Not only did she help mobilize the masses, but she managed to get, like, all kinds of important stuff and things into their heads.

“I was talking about issues and actually making sense but still playing with my image at the same time,” she explained. “Doing it in a ditzy way, but actually saying things I think can really help it along.”

Any advice, then, for tomorrow’s winner?

“Whoever becomes the next president has a lot on their hands,” she said. “It’s going to be hard for anyone.”

Gee, thanks a lot, Paris. Does she honestly believe she’s that important? What an imbecile.

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Whether we like her or not, she’s made her name an international phenomenon and yes, young people did listen to her and yes, she did say important things even if she may not have known what she was saying.

Posted by Caviar | November 5, 2008 | 09:40 am | Permalink
 

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