Britney Spears Is ‘Desperate’ For A New Boyfriend

After cheating on Justin Timberlake, getting married to Jason Alexander for 55 hours, marrying Kevin Federline and dating snapper Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears has really had her share of man troubles.

She says that she’s on the hunt for a new man and a friend of hers says that she “feels like a failure without a guy who she can love and loves her back.”

She’s reportedly obsessed and desperate to find a man as she gets ready to go on her “Circus” tour. Daddy’s probably got all of her prospects on lockdown, my guess is that he fears she’ll procreate with another deadbeat.

Another friend says, “She looks around and sees other women her age in successful relationships and says to herself, ‘Why can’t that be me?’ Finding a man she can love is becoming an obsession for Britney. Britney really wants to get her life back on track. She has her family around her and a couple of assistans, but no one to really share things with.”

The source adds, “I think Britney would be happier living in a trailer park, looking after her kids and working as a hairdresser as long as she had a guy by her side who really loves her.”

I agree. Britney definitely belongs in a trailer park.

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