Jessica Simpson Admits Splitting Her Pants

Allie @ Gone Hollywood

Jessica Simpson‘s biggest concern about her performance Thursday at NYC’s Madison Square Garden? Her outfit.

“I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That’s why I’m wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn’t split.”

Advice to Jessica Simpson?

Drop some weight and for crying out loud, STOP SQUATTING ON STAGE! You look like you are taking a crap.

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