Tila Tequila Kissed Paris Hilton…Eww – Websters Is My Bitch

George Clooney Demands An Audience With President Obama – Holy Moly

Jimmy Fallon & Martha Stewart Love Pot – Popbytes

OctoMom Has Been Denied A Reality Show – Fatback Media

Jessica Alba Gets Groped By Mickey Rourke – City Rag

Second Time’s A Charm For Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood? – Celeb News Wire

Lindsay Lohan Slips A Nip – F-Listed

Jennifer Aniston Loves Every Part Of John Mayer – Pacific Coast News

Deep Thoughs By Bai Ling – Candy Kirby

OctoMom Nadya Suleman Is Crazy! – Celebrity Smack

Charles Barkley Is Going To Jail – Ninja Dude

Steve-O: Rhythm Is A Dancer – Celeb Warship

Paris Hilton Is A Wonkeyed Winner – Celebslam

Sean Penn Slams Madonna – Allie Is Wired