Wild, Wacky, & True: Man Wrecks Bar Stool, Gets DUI

If you’re a guy that has built a motorized bar stool and was lucky enough to make it to a bar and back, unnoticed, then count yourself lucky. If you happened to crash on your contraption, common sense might tell you to just deal with it.

Not this guy. Kyle Wygle was the unlucky fool that happened to come up with such an idea, then consume “about 15 beers”. When he wrecked the motorized stool, he called 911. Not too bright, if you ask me.

Paramedics responded along with the police. The officer questioned Wygle only to find his speech slurred and that he drank “a lot” of beers previously.

The officer deemed the contraption a “vehicle” and performed several field sobriety tests on Wygle, all of which he failed. Wygle was then charged with DUI and driving without a license.

Some people aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. Wygle was said to be going 20 mph on the stool, which has a maximum speed of 38 mph. Neighbors cited a “strange looking machine” pass by their homes on his street.

Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a trial.

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Wild, Wacky, & True: Man Wrecks Bar Stool, Gets DUI

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