Kim Kardashian Stranded In Africa

As Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush were on their way in to South Africa from Botswana, Kim forgot one handy little trinket: her passport.

In a stream of tweets, Kim said this:

I lost my passport!!! I’m stuck in costums! OMG OK breathe we are going back 2 the plane 2 check!

My passport is NOT on the plane! I’m literally going to cry!

ok Twitterville I need your positive energy! Reggie is on his way 2 the plane 2 look again! Pray he finds my passport! Come on Bush!!!!

Reggie found my passport!!!!! My baby saves the day!

I was hoping that she would be stuck there so no one would have to put up with her scary self on television anymore, but, alas, we were not that lucky.

Then she tweeted this ugly eyebrowless picture of herself that I felt the need to share with you. Scary, huh? She calls it her “Twilight” picture. I call it her “I’m desperate for a vampire acting job” photo. Who’s closer to the truth?

image: [Kim Kardashian's official blog]