Robert Pattinson’s Abs Are Real – Popeater

Lady Gaga Is A Slut. Surprised? – Holy Moly

Jon Gosselin Thinks He’s A Slut – The Superficial

Alicia Silverstone Airs Out Her Crotch While Gardening – Celeb News Wire

Katie Price Is Ugly Under All Of That Makeup – Celebrity Smack

80% Of The Future Is Robot Hookers – F-Listed

Midgets Can’t Take Out Hitler – Splash News

This Chick Looks Hungry – Fatback Media

The Pot Calls The Kettle Something – Websters Is My Bitch

Sarah Jessica Parker Is So Vein – Pacific Coast News

Hayden Panettiere Takes LiLo’s Sloppy Seconds – Anything Hollywood

Saved By The Bell Tribute Rap – Tabloid Prodigy

Brody Jenner Has An Awful Birthday – ICYDK

What He Really Thinks Of Your Shoes – College Candy

Renee Zellweger Compares Motherhood To Slavery – Allie Is Wired