Avril Lavigne’s Crotch Inspires Book

Yes you read correctly there is a book that centers around Avril Lavigne‘s vagina, okay the whole book isn’t about that but it plays a major part in the plot.

The Death of Bunny Munro, by Nick Cave, is described as a sad, scuzzily hysterical tale of the titular door-to-door salesman, obsessed with sex, sex and more sex.

Sounds like my type of book until you add the factor that the sex is Avril Lavigne’s vagina. The book also centers around Bunny Munro, the main character, after his wife commits suicide and his nine-year-old son, Bunny Junior.

Speaking about using Avril’s vagina Nick Cove said, “I wanted to talk to her about it, actually, at the Mojo Awards we got album of the year and they wanted to know who we wanted to present the award. I said Avril Lavigne and they said that she wasn’t a ‘Mojo type of act’, so we got Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull instead. But I would have raised the subject then. I hope she takes it with a sense of humour, but I do appreciate that it is kind of dark. I actually do like Avril Lavigne very much and I don’t want to disrespect her.”

I love vagina and everything but I really don’t need to be thinking about Avril’s coochy in that kind of way. I guess I should be thankful that this is as much of a sex scandal we will get from her.

I wonder what Avril Lavinge would think about this, to me she seems a moody little thing and wouldn’t find this funny. Oh well.

source: The Death of Bunny Munro by Nick Cave [Guardian]

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