Stay Classy, Jon Gosselin – The Superficial

Fergie Is Hiding Adult Diapers In Her Outfit – Websters Is My Bitch

Scarlett Johansson & Pete Yorn Break Up – ICYDK

Simon Cowell On Ringo Diss: Just Kidding – PopEater

Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Hacked – Holy Moly

Mickey Rourke Is Creepy Looking – Celebrity Smack

Waiter Done Waiting On Victoria Beckham – Splash News

Heidi Klum Is Obsessed With Boobs – Anything Hollywood

Paris Hilton Remembers Her Own Name? – Pacific Coast News

Nicky Hilton’s Credit Card Declined – Tabloid Prodigy

David Duchovny Is Lying To Himself About Sex – Celeb News Wire

Paula Abdul Is Stunned – Fatback Media

Win Kelly Clarkson Contest Tickets – Allie Is Wired