Paris Hilton Has Wisdom? – F-Listed

Hayden Panettiere Has A Fake ID? – The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston Likes Men In Tighty Whities – Anything Hollywood

Magic Trick Fail – Tabloid Prodigy

Kim Kardashian Is Barbie – Hollywire

Kathy Griffin Mocks Kate Gosselin – Popeater

Harper’s Bazaar Gets Up In Janet Jackson’s Grill – Popbytes

Lady Gaga Is Really From The Year 4009 – Holy Moly

Sandra Bernhard Sings! Wait, What? – Celebrity Smack

Chris Brown, The Garbage Man? – Splash News

Is That Water, Joseph Gordon Leavitt? – Pacific Coast News

Salma Hayek Is A Psychopath – Fatback Media

Lady Gaga Manages To Look Even Dumber – ICYDK

Kim Cattrall Is Stuck In The 80′s – Websters Is My Bitch

Sarah Jessica Parker Channels Madonna Circa 1984 – Yeeeah!

Nadya Suleman Thinks She’s Important – Celebslam

Is Mickey Rourke Fellating That Rose? – DListed

Allie Interviews Nicole Richie’s Baby Sparrow – Allie Is Wired