Joe Francis Says Brody Jenner Has A Small Penis

It’s no secret that Joe Francis and Brody Jenner are feuding. Joe reportedly beat up Brody’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole at Guys & Dolls last weekend.

When dishing his side of the story, Joe says that he was the victim of a crime, but he has bigger fish to fry. He said, “I’m dealing with some idiot, some club rat in Hollywood, and this is ridiculous because I’m a million times above this. All that I’m saying is that I’m 100 percent confident that I will come out completely clean on this, and we have been in contact with the police…and I’m fine. I’ve got scratches and bruises but there is no excuse for something like this. It was an unprovoked attack by two losers.”

That didn’t stop Joe from taking a cheap shot and attacking Brody’s manhood. He said, “Take a highlighter, put your fingers around that, and take half of it.” Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!

Joe did take the high road for a brief moment. He commented that he is too worried about the fires in L.A. to concern himself with Brody and Jayde. He added, “It’s just so stupid. L.A. is about to burn down and people give a crap about this? I’m concerned about people’s houses and these fires. If you watch these fires coming over the hills, that’s where my concern is. Not Brody on ‘The Hills,’ the kid is a loose cannon.”

Look at Joe trying to be clever. I’ve never known him to be such the environmentalist…But he’s still a douche, no matter how you look at it.

source: [Fox News]

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