Amy Winehouse Scares Me (Photos)

When I was a kid, I used to have a recurring nightmare about this horrible pasty white monster with cat eyes and a constant hungry look on it’s face that resided under my bed.

Ok, I didn’t really, but if I had it would probably have looked similar to these new pictures of Amy Winehouse. This woman scares the crap out of me.

Working from the top down… when the hell did Wino get those freckles? They don’t make her cuter. Nothing really could. I was just watching the excellent (so far) remake of the series “V” yesterday, and I honestly had the thought that if that show was real, Amy Winehouse would be one of those bastard lizards.

Now that I think of it, half of Hollywood would be too. Scientology, anyone?

Back to the old Winester… the lips have had some plumping done, apparently. Improvement? Nope.

Aaaand… the boobs. Jesus. Was that really necessary? Her little bird frame is probably screaming in agony, and even her tank top appears to be trying to escape from those monstrosities.

But, who am I kidding? Boobs are boobs. If Wino wrapped herself in a sheet from head to toe, just leaving those puppies uncovered, I’d probably be writing about how hot she is.

So here’s a bunch of pictures, with a closeup of Amy’s only redeeming features. Enjoy.

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