Christina Ricci Used To Be Hot

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, November 2, 2009

Dear Christina Ricci,

Why did you get a breast reduction? Why did you then decide to have a prison tattoo placed right in the middle of your formerly glorious chest? You were 5’1″ and had D cups.

You made “Sleepy Hollow” watchable. Sure, you said that your breasts made your back hurt, and I understand that. I really do. They also made you look good in a bikini. Sometimes the trade-off is worth it.

This was you, Christina. Wow. The stunning eyes, the shapely figure, the toned legs… the boobs.

Wow, those sultry eyes, the um… wait. Something very important is missing from this picture. Two somethings, in fact. Christina, I don’t know why you hate the world so much, but your chest could have helped bring about world peace. Christians, Muslims, Democrats, Republicans… hell, even protesting monks love a nice set of mammaries. But you apparently hate the world. You and your doctor should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity. I’m just sayin’.

You make me sad, Christina.

Anyway, here is a bunch of pictures of Christina Ricci prancing about on the beach in an unappealing bikini. Enjoy.

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