Tiger Woods Got Beat Up by a Girl

It is being reported now that the car accident Tiger Woods was taken to the hospital for yesterday was not the cause of his injuries.

His wife was.

TMZ reports that Elin Nordegren, hot wife of accused cheater Tiger Woods, was furious over the rumors about Tiger’s indiscretions with party planner and known home-wrecking doucheÂ Rachel Uchitel, who most recently made headlines while sleeping with David Boreanaz while his wife was pregnant.

A source that spoke with Tiger yesterday told TMZ that Elin scratched Tiger’s face several times, and when he tucked his tail and beat feet out the door, she followed him with a golf club, beating his Escalade with it and smashing the back window. Apparently, this caused Tiger to slam into a fire hydrant and then bounce off his neighbor’s tree in an attempt to flee his enraged wife.

I hope Tiger didn’t really cheat on his gorgeous, classy wife with a sleazy whore.

I mean, seriously, Rachel Uchitel is only a semi-known name because of the picture of her crying in the NY Times after losing her boyfriend in the 9/11 attacks, which she then capitalized on to promote her party planning, which she then used to sleep with a famous dude while his wife was at home pregnant.

She’s a real winner.

source: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV [TMZ]

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