Child Molester Released From Prison Because He’s Too Fat

Today seems to be a day full of sex related crimes and child abuse stories. Bizarre.

Anyway, in today’s “WTF” news, a 66 year old Northern Irish church elder named John William McConaghy was recently convicted of “indecently assaulting a child”, but his two-and-a-half year jail sentence was suspended because his giant fat ass means his health is at risk.

Because the world cares about a child molester’s health.

McConaghy’s victim, now 44, said that she was sexually assaulted from the time that she was 10 until she was 18, and the fat scumbag only quit all the touching of the no-no areas when she fought back and scratched his face.

The moral of this story is: if you decide to do something morally reprehensible and horrible to someone, make sure that you are a hugely obese waste of air first.

Then you’ll get a fine or something.

source: Sex abuse church elder McConaghy ‘too fat for jail’ [BBC News]

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