Top 10 Most Skintastic DVDs
I hate Christmas because of the stress in looking for gifts and then having to smile and pretend like a gift that somebody gave to me is exactly what I wanted. Well this Christmas has just gotten a little bit better when I came across Mr.Skin’s Holiday Gift Guide of 2009.
They have come up with a list of movies that feature some of the hottest Hollywood women in nude scenes that are out now on DVD so we can buy them or pass out this list for people to buy for us!! Take a look at their choices…
10. Road Trip: Beer Pong
The Gift You’ll Give: Michelle Gordon, Kaitlyn Reid, and Simone Searcy as a mother-daughter-granddaughter strip team
Also Nude: Alicia Saint Amour, Amanda Logue, Audrey Manuel, Kayla Martin, Nikki Ryann, Gia Wright
The Skinny: Road Trip is a nudity classic with five pairs of bare breasts, but Beer Pong surpasses even that by uncovering nine sets of breasts and throwing in a bush for extra fun. The unrated DVD even offers featurettes titled “In the Buff—Filming a Mini-Concert†and “The Bodacious Babes of Ta Ta’s.â€
9. The Last House on the Left
The Gift You’ll Give: Delicious bad girl Riki Lindhome toplessly fighting off an attacker with a shower-curtain rod
Also Nude: Sara Paxton
The Skinny: This horror remake dutifully delivers all of the things that made the original great—including outrageous violence and revenge and, of course, women in distress getting undressed.
8. The Hills Run Red
The Gift You’ll Give: Aussie hottie Sophie Monk performing a fiery strip session
Also Nude: Janet Montgomery
The Skinny: Sophie Monk follows up her nude debut in Sex and Death 101 with this straight-to-DVD horror flick, and she gets straight to the nudity, giving a topless lap dance just 10 minutes in.
7. The Limits of Control
The Gift You’ll Give: Paz de la Huerta playing a character named simply Nude; and yes, she lives up to her name—spectacularly
The Skinny: Jim Jarmusch’s The Limits of Control is full of mysterious characters reciting mysterious dialog in mysterious situations, but the biggest mystery of all is what happened to Paz de la Huerta’s wardrobe, since it barely makes an appearance throughout the entire movie.
6. Friday the 13th
The Gift You’ll Give: Willa Ford’s dripping, bobbling boobs in the year’s best nude waterskiing scene
Also Nude: Julianna Guill, America Olivo
The Skinny: The original Friday the 13th is a horror classic, sure, but the remake tops it with pure toplessness. And with the extended Killer Cut you get more gore and—more importantly—extra pre-slaying lays and gloriously gratuitous nudity.
5. Watchmen
The Gift You’ll Give: Malin Akerman’s super hoots and super heinie in a superhero flick loved by critics and fans alike
Also Nude: Tara Frederick
The Skinny : Watchmen: The Ultimate Edition is a comic fan’s dream with five discs and over three hours of special features. But nothing is as special as Malin Akerman’s exposed assets in three separate scenes.
4. My Bloody Valentine 3D
The Gift You’ll Give: Betsy Rue jumping off the screen in 3D—completely nude!
The Skinny: Not just for kids anymore, 3D grows up with the vivid violence and in-your-face nudity of My Bloody Valentine. The 2-disc special edition packs oodles of extras along with both 2D and 3D versions of the film. You’ll even get four pairs of 3D glasses to ensure Betsy Rue’s 3B’s look like they’re running right through your living room.
3. The Informers
The Gift You’ll Give: Pineapple Express babe Amber Heard showing a heap of boobs and a helping of butt in five scenes
Also Nude: Valentina Garcia
The Skinny: The Bret Easton Ellis adaptation The Informers packs an all-star cast that includes heavyweights like Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, Billy Bob Thornton, and Winona Ryder. But little-known blonde Amber Heard steals the show with the not-so-heavy weights hanging off of her almost-never-clothed chest.
2. Powder Blue
The Gift You’ll Give: Jessica Biel’s long-awaited nude debut as a stripper who actually strips
Also Nude: Danvy Pham, Kasey Poteet
The Skinny: She went from a sweet teen on 7th Heaven to Justin Timberlake’s sweetheart, but we were beginning to think she’d never go nude. That is until Powder Blue went straight to DVD last May and Jessica Biel artfully writhed around a stripper stage pouring candle wax all over her gloriously bare boobs.
1. Spread
The Gift You’ll Give: Rachel Blanchard’s right breast and butt as Ashton Kutcher shaves her cootcher
Also Nude: Anne Heche, Jenae Altschwager, Margarita Levieva, Sonia Rockwell
The Skinny: Ashton Kutcher’s L.A. gigolo beds a dizzying array of nude women in Spread, making this DVD the perfect way to spread true holiday cheer, no eggnog required.
I’m totally gonna hand this list out to all my friends and tell them to buy these. Mr.Skin also came up with 10 of the hottese rereleases that we should consider buying which you can see at their website. What do you think? Do you agree or is it there some movies they may have forgotten?
source: 20 Most Skintastic Releases (& Re-Releases) of 2009 [Mr.Skin]
Popularity: unranked [?]
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@StephanieC -
Those words do not literally translate to “sexual assault” or “rape”, and I never saw it that way until you mentioned it. Thank you for bringing that phrase to my attention, though, because it is now a much sexier choice of words.
Btw, why did you capitalize “f*ck”? Just curious.
Oh, and lighten the hell up, fun police.
You’re an insensitive ass.
How is it that these women are distressed? Did they miss out on a great sale at Barney’s? Burn their toast? Or were they being victimized??
And if the women are being tormented, let’s not use the real term for it (sexual assault) since that isn’t ‘sexy’. Jesus. Great argument there.
I can laugh with a lot of the stuff on here, but sexual assault is not a laughing matter. You seem to sympathize with children who have been molested. But women with tits are arousing, so then it’s okay?
So f*ck you, and f*ck your site. Oh wait, F*ck you. Or fUck You.
I used to be a regular, but no more. Go ahead and insult me all you want.
Or they could have some crazy axe murderer chasing them through the woods trying to chop their damned heads off. That’s fairly distressing.
It’s not a sexual assault though, now is it?
I think they are distressed because idiot uber-feminist chicks get insulted over words used to describe their Grammy nominated portrayals of naked murder victims.
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You sick F*ck… “women in distress getting undressed” is not cool, is not ‘hot’.
It is called sexual assault or rape. Not sexy, and disrespectful. I don’t care if it is Mr. Skin’s words or yours, but you should take that goddamn line out.
Ignorant.