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Utah Man Fired For Calling ‘Avatar’ Fan An ‘Avatard’?

If you haven’t had the opportunity to see James Cameron’s newest movie, “Avatar”, then you are seriously missing out. It’s a great movie, complete with all the trimmings in the special effects world.

Utah Man Fired For Calling 'Avatar' Fan An 'Avatard'?

Apparently one guy didn’t think it was that great. Anthony Hansen was said to have been fired after fielding several customer service calls at his office at Stencil Tech — in Utah.

When referring to the movie, he said, “I liked Dances with Wolves too. In fact, that was a great movie and probably one of two movies that Costner didn’t fall on his face with. Avatar is exactly like it. Just like that new piece of sh*t G.I. Joe movie was just like Team America: World Police. Am I the only one seeing this?”

He related how people were calling in droves to lavish praise on the movie. He added, “People were calling up and saying that the movie was the best thing they have ever seen in their entire lives. One person actually said, ‘I wish I lived on Pandora. They are so nice there. The movie was so real.’ Really? The blue people seemed nice? You want to live on that planet with the weird rhinoceroses? I told them I’d book a ticket with Nucking Futs Airlines.”

The customer on the other line was angered by Hansen and asked to speak with a supervisor.

When asked about Hansen’s comments about the movie, she said, “Avatar was incredible. It is in 3D and looked good. I’m not talking “good,” I mean awesome. It was awesome. That man was off his bean. He said that the story was too simple and that if movies were used as a vessel for storytelling, then Avatar was a ‘turd in an Armani’ or something. He also called me an ‘Avatard.’”

The only problem? There’s no Stencil Tech in Utah. There is one in the U.K., however, but they sell stencils for laying brickwork.

April Fool’s has come a bit early!

source: Utah man fired from job for calling ‘Avatar’ fan an “Avatard” – [reel loop]

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