David Beckham Has A Small Penis

David Beckham Has A Small Penis – Photo

Remember those Armani ads starring David Beckham and his universally large junk? All tube sock enhanced and Photoshopped! Argh.

Elena Di Cioccio of Italian TV show “Le lene” (“The Hyenas”) groped the soccer star yesterday, only to find that his junk is small.

She was curious because of the above ads for Armani along with wife Victoria’s claims that his “Goldenballs” were huge. She was quoted as saying that his junk was as big as a remote control.

Di Cioccio wanted to find out the truth for the public, and I applaud her effort. There’s such thing as truth in advertising, Armani.

According to Metro:

“Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls”, she said.

“Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up,” she said.

Here’s video of Di Cioccio talking about the junk-grabbing challenge: (Fyi, it’s in Italian)

After successfully doing what she set out to do, the reporter said, “I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick.”

source: David Beckham ‘victim of sex assault’ after testicle squeezing stunt – [metro]

David Beckham Has A Small Penis – Photo

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