Karen Sala Goes Crazy With Keanu Reeves Claims

You may have heard of Karen Sala as the nutcase from Canada who claimed that Keanu Reeves fathered her children. She was suing him for $3 million in child support for her four adult children.

Karen Sala Goes Crazy With Keanu Reeves Claims

Even after Reeves submitted to paternity testing, which was obviously negative, Sala persists. She said, “I do know for a fact that he is the biological father.”

To prove it, she’s laid out some errr…facts, for your consideration:

Claim #1: Keanu Reeves knows hypnosis

Sala believes that Reeves used hypnosis to tamper with the DNA results of the paternity tests. She is so convinced that she requested he undergo another series of testing, to which his lawyer has already refused.

Claim #2: Keanu Reeves is a master of disguise

Sala believes that Reeves has used his shapeshifting ability to alter his looks and pass himself off as her own ex-husband. Why do that? So they could shack up and make babies, of course.

Claim #3: Keanu Reeves is not Keanu Reeves

Sala says that Reeves used to live right down the street from her and used the name Marty Spencer. She said, “I didn’t know he was Keanu Reeves. To me he was Marty Spencer.” It was then that they hooked up during her marriage and she claims to have popped out four of his kids.

Someone needs to lock this loon up already and stop letting her waste taxpayer money to try such ludicrous claims in court. What a psycho.

source: Keanu Counters Crazy Claims: Hypnosis, Disguises and Pseudonyms, Oh My – [e-online]

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