Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week
TGIF! And to celebrate we have some of the funniest celebrity quotes this week. For starters, we’ve got Conan O’Brien, Sandra Bullock’s revenge and Channing Tatum’s penis!

“Meryl [Streep]‘s gonna win, and I’m gonna take her down. When she walks up there, you’re gonna see my heel come off, and I’m gonna be like, ‘Whoo [mimics throwing]!’ This heel is gonna take Meryl Streep. She’s gonna feel no pain after I fling that at her.”
– Sandra Bullock, planning her defense tactics if she loses the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy or musical film this Sunday, on Tavis Smiley

“I could…leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hardcore porn.”
– Conan O’Brien, making light of his commitment to leave The Tonight Show if NBC moves it to a 12:05 a.m. timeslot to accommodate Jay Leno, during his nightly monologue

“I gained seven pounds of love weight.”
– Newlywed Khloe Kardashian, clarifying that she’s not pregnant, to “People”

“Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
– Channing Tatum, rejoicing after his privates made a full recovery following a scalding incident on the set of his upcoming film The Eagle of the Ninth, to “Details”

“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady. It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, giving a sneak preview of the advice offered in her new dating guide “The Day I Shot Cupid”, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I was telling him that last night, ‘If we ever broke up … the next guy is going to have a really hard time, because your body is so amazing!’”
– Kim Kardashian, speculating on who could follow in the very buff footsteps of current boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush, on the Dallas-based radio show Kidd Kraddick in the Morning

“What 15-year-old boy wouldn’t want girls chasing after them all day long?”
– Tween sensation Justin Bieber, enjoying his new heartthrob status, to “People”

“I’ll take the stretch marks. I’ll take the sagging boobs. I’ll take the cellulite I can never get rid of.”
– Jessica Alba, taking the bad with the good for the miracle of pregnancy, to “Self”

“I know music. I know entertainment. I know eyeliner.”
– Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, on “Fuse TV”

“I am like Mariah Carey f—-d up right now.”
– George Clooney, referencing the singer’s tipsy award show speech as he took to the podium at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards
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