Heidi Montag Is Designing Clothes Around Her New Figure

Plastic wannabe Barbie bobblehead Heidi Montag has announced that she is working on a new clothing line, suited to fit her newly refurbished body.

Heidi Montag Is Designing Clothes Around Her New Figure

Like Paris Hilton, this idiot wants to invade every aspect of the media and force us to try and remember her as a household name. Sorry, tootz, it’s not going to happen.

After undergoing a whopping ten plastic surgeries in one day, Heidi wants to design a new clothing line for her fans, and herself.

Regarding a pink dress that she wore on the red carpet, she said, “Pink is a color full of love and it’s so vibrant and beautiful – and it was, of course, very festive. It was exactly what I wanted to wear for my new body. I’ve never felt sexier or more confident in my life. It was revealing but it still kept something to the imagination. It hugged all my curves perfectly.”

You can expect this puppet to inflict her “fashion sense” on the world soon enough. She added, “This is just the beginning. I’d really love to eventually wear mostly my only designs. And I really would love to do a low end line for my fans and it can be really accessible and then a one of a kind couture line to really showcase my creativity.”

And the line you gents have been waiting patiently for: “Look out for my bikini line this summer!”

You’re welcome.

source: â€˜Sexier and More Confidentâ€™ Heidi Montag Designing Clothing For Her New Body – [people]

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