I Now Know Why Hef Dumped The Twins

After coming across these photos of Karissa and Kristina Shannon, I can now see why exactly Hugh Hefner dumped their ass.

On top of how stupid they both act, the fact that they would show up to an event at the Playboy Mansion (or anywhere at all including a McDonalds) would be enough to make me dump anybody. Even if they were twins who would do anything in bed.

It’s not even the clothes that bother me it’s that ratty hair they have going on, they both just look dirty and they always look bloated in the face. Maybe I’m too picky?

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