John Mayer Says Jessica Simpson Was Crazy In Bed

John Mayer has done an interview in the new issue of Playboy Magazine, in it he dishes on his relationship with Jessica Simpson - who he says is wild in bed.

I don’t really know why he is giving an interview to Playboy because I don’t think he has anything to promote but on top of talking about dating Simpson, who he dated from 2006-2007, he is also dishing about Jennifer Aniston and his love for porn.

On his relationship with Jessica Simpson: “That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”

As for his relationship with Jennifer Aniston: “We just have a regard for each other’s feelings that is pretty intense. It’s been a deep relationship, and it’s no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, “These are the new rules.” I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.”

On loving porn: “When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.

On black women coming on to him: “I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”

We all know that John Mayer is a major douche bag but I can’t help but want to get drunk as hell with him and become best friends. Am I the only one? Also I always thought Jessica Simpson would be boring as hell in bed, I guess not.

source: John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Is “Sexual Napalm,” Jennifer Aniston Hates Twitter [Huffington Post]

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