John Cougar Mellencamp For Senate? – Pop Eater

Lady Gaga Blows – Holy Moly

Elin Woods Was MIA This Morning – Hollywood Life

Kendra Wilkinson Has A Sex Schedule – F-Listed

Justin Bieber Goes Bowling To Win Back His Baby – Why Fame

It’s Sad When Bad Hair Happens To Good People – Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears’ Hair Turns Three! – Popbytes

Elton John Says Jesus Was Gay – Celeb News Wire

Violet Affleck Is Daddy’s Little Girl – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Captain Phil Harris’ Son Jake Involved In DUI Accident – Celebrity Smack

Lady Gaga Has Cellulite – Fatback Media

Heidi Montag Released More Crappy Music – Drunken Stepfather

Help Haiti This Spring Break – College Candy

Thinking About Proposing to Your Boyfriend? Think Again. – Zelda Lily

Lady Gets Owned By Zsa Zsa Gabor – Tabloid Prodigy

Joslyn James Had A Press Conference – The Superficial

Best Celebrity Tweets Of The Day – ICYDK

Hilary Duff Is Off The Market Now! – Allie Is Wired