Tiger Woods Apologizes For Sexual Deviancy

Tiger Woods Apologizes For Sexual Deviancy – Video

Tiger Woods apologized to everybody and their mother earlier today, for the events that took place up until last November.

Tiger Woods Apologizes For Sexual Deviancy - Video

The disgraced golfer said that he was sorry to his wife, Elin, who he claims never hit him, as well as to his fans and business partners.

It was his first media appearance since crashing his SUV in November 2009, and it’s already receiving a lot of backlash.

Here are the basics, in case you don’t have 14 minutes to watch his full apology:

Tiger had a lot of sex with chicks, he’s really sorry. He’s sorry that he screwed up his endorsement deals. He’s returning to Buddhism and sex rehab. He loves his kids and wife, keep the snappers away. Did we mention that he’s sorry? Oh yes, and he’s returning to golf — someday. He doesn’t know when his return will be, but we have an idea.

Isn’t the Masters in April? Yeah, that’s what we thought.

Here’s the video if you’ve got time to watch the staged whine-fest:

What are your thoughts?

source: Tiger Woodsâ€™ Press Conference – Video – [allie is wired]

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