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Charlie Sheen May Still be Headed to Jail

Charlie Sheen

Several days ago, TMZ reported that Charlie Sheen was ready and willing to cop to a plea agreement in relation to the Christmas Day ass-whuppin’ and knife pullin’ shenanigans with his wife, Brooke Mueller. The prosecution in Aspen, CO didn’t seem too enthused about offering a plea agreement, but it turns out that it might not matter.

Brooke Mueller is currently in rehab and does not want to testify against Sheen for the assault, so it should be easy for him to stay out of jail, right?

Nay!

One of Charlie boy’s conditions of bail is to not indulge in the wonderfulness that is alcohol or drugs, and since it is Charlie Sheen, we all know damned well that he has. The judge knows it too. Apparently, all the judge has to do is ask Sheen if he has consumed any drugs or alcohol, and old Charlie is in a pickle. If he says yes, he’s going to jail when his bail is revoked. If he says no, he going to jail for perjury.

But wait, you say… how can you prove that Charlie Sheen has been using alcohol and/or drugs since being released on bail?

Simple, he’s in frickin’ rehab right now.

Source: The Question Charlie Sheen Can’t Answer [TMZ]

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