Hipster Pastor Calls Avatar “Satan” [Video]

I present to you Seattle’s Pastor Mark Driscoll, a super cool laid back kind of dude, who sports tattoos and spouts crazy ideas about fictional movies set on fictional worlds starring fictional creatures being the work of Satan.

I know that when I went to see Avatar, I was immediately impressed by the beauty and grand scale of Pandora, but a bit less impressed by the storyline. However, after listening to Pastor Mark, I can finally come to terms with the strong desire to bite the heads off of kittens and sodomize goats that I felt as soon as I left the theater. Not saying that I did.

Well, I didn’t bite any kittens.

Satan made me do it.

Here is just a fresh squeeze of insanity juice for you, if you don’t want to watch the video:

â€œIt presents a false mediator with a witchâ€¦ We have a false Jesus. And the visuals are amazing, because Satan wants you to emotionally connect with the lie. Oh, the problem is not that I need a savior, the problem is that I need to live in tune with creation. This is all Easter garbage-ism. â€¦Weâ€™re a very creative church. Iâ€™ve got three Tivos. We just donâ€™t like Satan.â€

Avatar is set to be re-released this summer, not just to make more money than it already has (which is somewhere along the lines of fifty bucks, I think), but to convert the masses into screaming, drooling, kitten eating sodomites. Now that’s a plan that I can get down with.

By the way, I don’t have any Tivos, and I love Satan. So blow me, Mark.

Source: SUPER-HIP PASTOR: â€œAVATAR IS SATANâ€ [Filmdrunk]

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Hipster Pastor Calls Avatar “Satan” [Video]

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