Jesse James Apologizes to Sandra Bullock for Affair

Jesse James has released a statement today, offering a fairly vague apology to his wife, Sandra Bullock, for banging the hell out of a walking dumpster named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

James, 40, called most of the rumors surrounding his dog humping activities “untrue and unfounded”, but did have the following to say:

“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

That’s quite an apology there, tough guy. Your hot wife is off filming a movie and you’re pounding the bejeebus out of a gutter slut. Maybe something a bit more sincere sounding would have been appropriate.

Source: Jesse James Apologizes to Sandra Bullock and His Children [People]

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