Ke$ha Maxim Shoot Outtakes

I hate this chick. I don’t have any real reason to hate her, I just do. Something about her makes me want to find something cute and fuzzy and just beat the shit out of it. What is she, 23? She looks 40. I’m not saying I wouldn’t do her, don’t get me wrong. Then again, I’d try to impregnate a fence post with enough alcoholic motivation and lube.

Anyway, here are some outtakes from the Maxim photo shoot that Ke$ha recently did. Enjoy ‘em, if you’re into this chick.

But really, who the hell licks a shoe?

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