Lady Gaga and Beyonce Reveal New Video

A nine and a half minute monstrosity starring Lady Gaga and Beyonce has been unveiled today, and the sixth seal has officially broken. Little demons and gremlins are getting all hyped up for the pending invasion of the earth because of this steaming pile of crap. Thanks a lot, douchebags.

The video is for a song called Telephone, which is apt, because after a minute of it I was ready to beat myself to death with my Android. I sat through it, however, so that you don’t have to. If you’re a masochist though, check it out below. It’s… interesting. This video is NSFW, and pretty much not safe for anything else, either.

In the video, Lady Gaga (which I shall now shorten to just “Gag”) brings up the rumors of her penis – by having two bull dykes strip her down in a prison (called “Prison for Bitches”, I shit you not) and toss her in a cell before one states “I told you she didn’t have a dick.”

Ugh. You can’t unsee this, I promise you.

Later, Beyonce bails Gag out of said prison after borrowing the “Pussywagon” from Kill Bill. The two lovers run away to live happily ever after… but not before stopping by a diner to go batshit insane on the patrons inside. Because they can, and because Gag apparently does not have a penis.

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Lady Gaga and Beyonce Reveal New Video

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